Calling God

A newly ordained priest was traveling up from Cincinnati to his assigned parish.  Going through Dayton, he saw a sign that advertised phone-calls to God only $100.  He thought "that would be really nice to be able to call God, but that's a little too pricey for me."  Passing through Sydney, he saw a sign advertising phone-calls to God for only $30.  He almost stopped because that seemed like such a good price, but he was almost to his destination so he decided to wait.  When he arrived in McCartyville where he was assigned, he asked the parishioner who greeted him "How much does it cost to call God from here?"  The McCartyville man answered "Oh, nothing!  It's a local call!"

(This joke was told by a priest originally from McCartyville to some folks from McCartyville, where they like to say they live in God's country.)  :)