Haircuts for clergy

A Franciscan gets a haircut, and then asks how much he owes. The barber says he never charges clergy. The Franciscan thanks the barber and goes home. The next morning the barber finds a big basket of fresh bread from the Franciscans' kitchens. 

An Augustinian gets his hair cut by the same barber. The barber also tells him than he never charges clergy. So, the next day the barber receives a nice bottle of wine from the Augustinians' wine cellar.

A Jesuit gets his haircut, and the barber again says that he never charges clergy. The next day, when the barber gets to work, there are twelve other Jesuits already waiting for him.

I found this on Catholic Forums:
http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=612796

Musical jokes, sophisticated and silly

Musical jokes:  these are pretty funny.  I especially like this one:

Q: How can you tell if a singer is at your door?
A: They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.

These are cute for kids.
Here's a sample:
Why is a piano so hard to open?
(Because the keys are on the inside!)