Pianists

Q: Why is it pianists can open nearly any door?
A: Because their pianos have 88 keys!

Rules Of Washington If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for. Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily. There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on. An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. Chicken little only has to be right once. "NO" is only an interim response. You can't kill a bad idea. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. The truth is a variable. A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent. You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way. A promise is not a guarantee. If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting. from: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokerulesofwashington.htm

This site has some very funny (and clean) jokes about Catholics.  (Keep in mind, I'm Catholic.)
http://fisheaters.com/jokes.html
http://fisheaters.com/jokes.html

How Many?

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Who knows! It's never been done before!

Changing The Roll

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Unknown. It's never happened before! ;)

Two Guys In Jail

Two guys in jail:
Guy One: Man! The food here is TERRIBLE!
Guy Two: Yea! And they never give you enough of it!!!

:))

The Other Side

Two blondes were walking along a river on opposite sides. One blonde called to the other and asked "how do I get to the other side?" The other blonde thought for a minute and replied "you are on the other side!"